It's All Relative

****may contain offensive words****

So, Remy had Influenza last week and had a really high fever one night (105.6). Darrin gave him a priesthood blessing and we got him in the bathtub and cooled him down. The next day Remy was talking to me about the blessing that his dad gave him. We talked about the priesthood and that only boys get the gift of the priesthood and how cool it was that he would someday have the priesthood just like dad.
Fast forward to Today....
Somehow the subject of blessing and the priesthood came up (I can't for the life of me recall how)and I was asking Remy if he remembered what the priesthood was. I said, "who gets to have the priesthood?" Tate immediately raises his hand and shouts "Me!!" I am sure he had no idea what he was volunteering for, but hey it was great he volunteered!
Our conversation continued and I said, "Remember Remy only boys have the priesthood and girls get to have babies and be mommies?" He thought about it for a second and said thoughtfully, "So, is priesthood another word for penis?"
I about died laughing. I tried my hardest to hold it in because he was so sincere I didn't want to laugh at him. We explained that he had made a good observation but it wasn't exactly like that...hopefully he gets it and doesn't embarrass us in Primary one of these days!